The last 36 hours feels equivalent to a week. I woke up Wednesday (yesterday??!) morning at 6am to study before my 8:30am Finance exam. Right after I finished, I ate and then started studying for my 3pm exam. After that, I went home to pack and clean my apartment, went to my friends' for a pot luck, and then left Lennoxville at 9pm for an 8 hour drive back to Hamilton. Arrived around 5am to a little afterparty sissy Beck was throwin. Went to sleep by 6am (haven't pulled an all-nighter since it was the cool thing to do in grade 8!), woke up at 1pm, and then went to my dentist appointment where I got a ROOT CANAL. Didn't even realize til' afterwards (I thought it was just a cavity). I'm going to drink so much pop and eat so much candy now (as I haven't really been able to with my bummed tooth/root).

Now that you know my life story, LETS GET CRUUUUUUUNKED. And pretend we're on a beach and flash our tits like there's no tomorrow SPRING BREAK WOOOOOO!!!!


drinks on meee

So I won 15 bones today, in a bet I had going with 3 classmates/friends/drug dealer. We each put in $5 and the person with the best mark on our Hinduism/Jainism quiz would get the dough. Saweeeeet. Except one didn't come to class (we found out his mark), one "didn't have her wallet", and the other is my drug dealer and I already owed him $10. So as of now, i'm down $5..but I suppose up $5 worth of da ganja. Could be worse, I guess.

I've been wikipedia-ing a lot of shit lately for some reason.. well, mostly people and stuff to do with aliens. Though, I just read about marijuana (initially to find funny synonyms), and it's pretty jokes:

"Marijuana users typically only smoke resin as a last resort when they have run out of marijuana flowers."


DOWN BELOW NEIGHBOUR>> SHUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ASS FINGER 11 TYPE SHIT MUSIC OFF. It's weird, they/he/she blasts shit music around the same time every night. It's like clockwork! and it's shaking my floor.


caca rouge

My hair is currently soaked in Henna and wrapped in a plastic Provigo bag. It's a good thing I'm home alone, I look like a fucking freak.

Can't decide whether I should attempt to study for Wednesday's midterms or if I should get stoned and watch 2012 Apocalypse documentaries and/or LOST SEASON 2(!!). Hmm. I think I will go with the latter (obvi). I suck.

Peace, yo.

ps. Mickey Rourke actually looks kinda hot (on the Red Carpet). Usually, his retoddedly fake face makes me wanna yak.


Don't try this at home


I need a good home workout video. I hate going to the gym and i'm pretty sure i'm developing a little bit of a "tire" (is that what that's called?).



not saying a simple "thanks" when I pick you up and drive you places makes me not want to be your friend. Seriously.


Bob Saget

is cool. And him on Conan right now is great- its like watching 2 friends have a fucking jokes conversation about nothing.

and after Friday, CONAN IS NO LONGER?? WTF?


Barometric Pressure

It's raining, and I have a headache.

At least I get to wear my rainboots!!

Now, I just need this:


Happy 200th, Charlie! ya look great.

I decided I am into The Hour. George Stroumboulopoulos is funny, smart, well-spoken, and pretty easy on the eyes.

Did you know that Zimbabwe's inflation rate is 230 000 000% ?! Ours is 2.6% and THAT's even too high! Now that's some fucked up shit.


eff you,

shitty Quebec highways. Thanks a whole lot for inducing my hangover barfs FOUR TIMES on the car ride home.