4/6/08

genie in a bottle




3 annoying/weird/funny/crazy series of events that all happened to have happened on my way home from work tonight:

1) I stopped at a corner store (king and duff) to buy the new Nylon and some candy for my walk home...so, as i was paying for my mag and blow pop, a bunch of change fell out of the hole in my wallet. Not only did the store's security guard, who was standing right beside me, not bend over to help pick up the coins, but i could tell he stopped reading his newspaper to watch me do it all. And then when i stood back up he smiled at me. What a fucking creepy loser.

2) I witnessed some late-twenties chachi douche bag in a Lamborghini get pulled over for speeding.

3) I walked behind a really sketchy and waaaasted man all the way up MacDonell. Not only was he stumbling and walking in the most crooked path, but he picked his wedgie, like, a hundred times! haaaaha too bad i had to laugh about it all alone..


Watching Atonement with kpa and mich...soo good so far, except Keira Knightley is wayy too skinny.

Going the Hammer tomorrow morn. Yay!

3/23/08

hot babes 2008

So, when i first decided I was going to start a blog, I had thought of making it kind of like style blog. Clearly that is not the case. But here are some hot pics of some hot babes wearing some hot outfits in HOT (80 degre) AUSTIN, TX WEATHER!!!:




















OH. This is pretty cool too:

3/10/08

BON VOYAGE

Well y'all, I'm out of here.

It's too bad everyone who reads this (???) will be joining me on the trip (the greatest trip to have ever happened)--so there will be no rubbing the 25 degree and sunny weather inn anyones faces.

BUT--SEE THE REST OF YOU IN TEN DAYS!!!



xo

3/4/08

Oh shit

Literally.

Just got home from Job A...have 10 more minutes before I have to leave again for Job B. I was dreading the whole, working for 12 hours on my feet today, especially considering I woke up at 7 this morn to shower then drive to Toronto through rush hour traffic in order to get Tina Fey to the vet on time and then to work for 10...BUT, i'm feeling not too shabby. Might have to chug a red bull at some point.

OH, and before leaving job A, I chowed down on some grilled cheese and fries--so delish, but fucking grease-ay. My stomach is going INSANE. Hope I don't have to brutalize the bathroom at American Apparel.

Anyways, got to wash my bangs..they as well are greasy.

PEACE

ps. hi boo boo!

PPS

ONE MOTHER FUCKING WEEK TIL SXSW!!! akdnfadknkad;hgkdafg

3/2/08

I thought i'd wake up too hungover to breath...BUT I feel okay, and am good to go! Getting ready to go to Hamilton for the day...just caught Dexter pissing on this leather duffel bag in the corner of my room. As I shout his name and approach him, he stops peeing and runs right on top of my white duvet, getting piss (from his paws) ALL OVER. And I don't have time to clean it up right now.

argggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's a good thing he's fucking insanely cute. And (usually) the best cat ever!!

3/1/08

watch this

This will change your life:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePqn6BDB098

2/23/08

HORNY

Ew, how sick is that word? Me and KPA are on a mission to find a replacement. Keep y'alls ears peeled!!!

Going to work now-- DOUBLE EW!!

2/20/08

I just got my nails did

Sooo ZP and I decided we deserved a little pampering today, considering it was our days' off, so we went to, I don't even know what it's called, at Queen and Duff to get our nails done. For $10.50 you get a quickie file and buff, an up-to-par polish job, and some pretty nice looking hand painted shit. AS WELL, you get to listen to the Vietnamese ladies talk shit about you (in Vietnamese), right in front of your fucking face!

The first time it happened, one of the other ladies came to look over my girl's shoulder to check out my half done nails...then she said something and my girl kind of smiled and then they, most likely, exchanged mean jokes about how tacky (?) my nails looked. AND THEN, at the end, when i asked for more sparkles (please), they had a fucking field day! I kept making eye contact with them to make it seem like I could understand what they were saying, but they probably just thought I was weird and sparked even more shit talk. Am I being too sensitive/paranoid??? At least my nails look HOTTTTT. ZP's do too.

2/18/08

HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY DAY!!

What's there to look forward to now???????

2/9/08

PS

KUNG HEI FAT CHOY!!!!!

Bonjour

je m'appelle Sasha.