Take me back to the Holy Land

May 29th-June 10th
Israel

I WANNA MAKE LOVE

IN THIS CLUB



I'm starting to think my obsession with this song will never end. But things could be worse, right??

**sorry to the people that live with me

BTW

A fabulous birthday, really.

Is there a Wendy's around here?? For real.. I would honestly pay $20, probably even more, for a combo #7 (Homestyle chicken breast sandwich, fries, and a root beer) to be delivered to my bedside RIGHT now. UGHHH i am hungry as fuck and have the worst pasties ever.

The poor/too-lazy-to-go-grocery-shopping diet kind of sucks the big one. Although, It's also kind of funny; HK and I had a good laugh earlier as we were making our dinner--mr. noodles and a fried hot dog w/ mustard (no bun).

I just had a half-a-smoke out on the front porch and witnessed the lives of outdoor cats... I saw, like, 6 cats lurkin' around. Pretty interesting to think about what they do when us humans ain't around, but I'm kinda scared for our cats. I wonder if there's, like, cat gangs. HAH. or some that are better 'friends' than others; 'alliances', if you will. I occasionally hear cat fights at night, outside.. it's a little scary and creepy and sad. Especially thinking about cats beating eachother up and hurting one another. waa waa.

Oh yeah, so we have four cats now. It's actually going way smoother than we all had predicted, although Dexter has a little scratch on his nose (wonder who did it...) and one of the cats took a huge piss on my duvet (wonder who did it...). KPA threw it in the wash right away and then I threw it in the dryer, and within 5 minutes, the entire house smelled like burning cat piss. FUCK.

Gotta get Dex and Gob fixed this week, too--before they start fucking. That'd be super bad news.

Wow. I got completely side tracked and rambled and now I forget what I had planned to "blog" about. And now I'm burnt out/still stoned, my eyes getting drier and harder to keep open.. AND my lap top feels hot enough to fry an egg. and combined with the radioactive waves (?), my thighs and stomach feel crazy. i'm also STARVINGGGG. i hate going to bed hungry.

G NIGHT
LALA
XOXO

Jack the Snack

how hot is jackie's new hot pink lipstick?


Well, i'm writing from jaclyn's super phatty soft bed. Just took almost full advantage of the wonderfully stocked kitchen (would have eaten more if i hadnt stuffed my face with pizza an hour prior)...chugged a root beer, coffee w/french vanilla coffee mate, some soy nuts, Pecans (some un-toasted, as well as a batch of burnt ones w/white sugar), a slice of Munster cheese, miss vickies...ummm i think that's it.

oh shit, gotta go pick up some BC from Shopper's before 9, and it's quarter to. I'll continue this later...

chag samaech

genie in a bottle

3 annoying/weird/funny/crazy series of events that all happened to have happened on my way home from work tonight:

1) I stopped at a corner store (king and duff) to buy the new Nylon and some candy for my walk home...so, as i was paying for my mag and blow pop, a bunch of change fell out of the hole in my wallet. Not only did the store's security guard, who was standing right beside me, not bend over to help pick up the coins, but i could tell he stopped reading his newspaper to watch me do it all. And then when i stood back up he smiled at me. What a fucking creepy loser.

2) I witnessed some late-twenties chachi douche bag in a Lamborghini get pulled over for speeding.

3) I walked behind a really sketchy and waaaasted man all the way up MacDonell. Not only was he stumbling and walking in the most crooked path, but he picked his wedgie, like, a hundred times! haaaaha too bad i had to laugh about it all alone..


Watching Atonement with kpa and mich...soo good so far, except Keira Knightley is wayy too skinny.

Going the Hammer tomorrow morn. Yay!

hot babes 2008

So, when i first decided I was going to start a blog, I had thought of making it kind of like style blog. Clearly that is not the case. But here are some hot pics of some hot babes wearing some hot outfits in HOT (80 degre) AUSTIN, TX WEATHER!!!:




















OH. This is pretty cool too:

BON VOYAGE

Well y'all, I'm out of here.

It's too bad everyone who reads this (???) will be joining me on the trip (the greatest trip to have ever happened)--so there will be no rubbing the 25 degree and sunny weather inn anyones faces.

BUT--SEE THE REST OF YOU IN TEN DAYS!!!



xo

Oh shit

Literally.

Just got home from Job A...have 10 more minutes before I have to leave again for Job B. I was dreading the whole, working for 12 hours on my feet today, especially considering I woke up at 7 this morn to shower then drive to Toronto through rush hour traffic in order to get Tina Fey to the vet on time and then to work for 10...BUT, i'm feeling not too shabby. Might have to chug a red bull at some point.

OH, and before leaving job A, I chowed down on some grilled cheese and fries--so delish, but fucking grease-ay. My stomach is going INSANE. Hope I don't have to brutalize the bathroom at American Apparel.

Anyways, got to wash my bangs..they as well are greasy.

PEACE

ps. hi boo boo!

PPS

ONE MOTHER FUCKING WEEK TIL SXSW!!! akdnfadknkad;hgkdafg

I thought i'd wake up too hungover to breath...BUT I feel okay, and am good to go! Getting ready to go to Hamilton for the day...just caught Dexter pissing on this leather duffel bag in the corner of my room. As I shout his name and approach him, he stops peeing and runs right on top of my white duvet, getting piss (from his paws) ALL OVER. And I don't have time to clean it up right now.

argggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's a good thing he's fucking insanely cute. And (usually) the best cat ever!!

watch this

This will change your life:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePqn6BDB098