Zombie Princess

CE SOIR

2009-11-02T12:41:00.005-05:00

If you know what's good (like, actually).. come to Crooked Star tonight for my big sis Becky's art show.

202 Ossington.

Starts around 7.

PAWTYYYYYYYY

niggaz gone wild

2009-04-17T20:07:00.004-04:00

it's 1:20pm

2009-04-16T13:16:00.005-04:00

And I've already had a glass of wine. Is that horrible? I woke up at 7am to study before my exam at 9, and on the way home I bought a forty and a bottle of wine to break passover with/celebrate. I thought it was illegal to sell booze before 11am? I bought mine at 10:38am and got id'd and majorly judged. Stupid bitch.

ONE MORE WEEK TIL THE BEGINNING OF ALL THIS (and oh, so much more):

SAVE ME

2009-04-14T19:41:00.003-04:00

I'm in one of the computer labs at school (coincidentally called "Hamilton") and this Asian (Chinese, i think?) chick beside me is listening to headphones and, I have no idea what the fuck she's watching, but she won't stop giggling and randomly whispering. It's driving me INSANE. I have 2 exams in the next 32 hours, KEEP IT DOWN BITCH. Also, I'm pretty sure someone is eating an everything bagel toasted with herb and garlic cream cheese and I WANT TO CRY/DIE/ASK FOR A BITE.

ps. Had 2 amazing Easter dinners Sunday and Monday. Mrs. Edith Preston was kind enough to make me a non-bready stuffing, which was quite delicious (and extremely thoughtful)! Also, met a CHILF. That was a bonus.

After unsuccessfully scouring the plateau for matzah with zp, I drove to Westmount and bought 4 boxes. Made INCREDIBLE (not to toot my own horn) matzah brittle and my LV posse went crazy over it. Ate a tonne of turkey, amongst a million other things, last night at the potluck and passed out by 10pm. But for some reason I'm EXHAUSTED today. Shitty. Maybe that's why the innocent little Chinese girl is pissing the shit out of me.

this Sunday, you're not so bad

2009-03-15T14:14:00.005-04:00

a brief convo between father and I via text.

Me: "you still going to miami?"
Howie: "Not likely. No hotties calling"
Me: "really?? I feel like miami bachelors would be the most eager!"
Howie: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Me: "Should I set you up with Ilana's momma? She's a paralegal I think"
Howie: "I thought you said she was a bit nuts!"
Me: "yeah, but maybe she's just a crazy mom. And we were 15. Going to write Ilana and see if she's single."
Howie: "Ok thanks."

All verbatim. Definitely brightened up my Sunday. It's also gorgeous out..might just take my little self for a walk!

Also, since the boys' visit, I've been smoking in my apartment. It's gross!

CHAG SAMEACH

2009-03-10T22:03:00.004-04:00

HAPPY PURIM!!

Sorry sisters, for not being able to join in on the FUN at the Itkins for dinner tonight.

CORROSIVE

2009-03-09T21:26:00.005-04:00

I'll have all of you know that despite my laziness, I threw on my Air Force Ones and walked my ass down and back up the big ol' hill that I reside on. Had dinner and wine at the bottom and then panted heavily the whole way up. My ass is totally tighter already. HAH. Came home and attempted to fix the clog in my bathtub, but somehow got draino on my right index finger. Actually that's a lie, I totally know how. Right after I poured it, I decided to pick at the hair in the drain using a bobby pin. Unfortunately the pin was pretty short and.. yeah, you catch my drift. Not my finest moment. My finger is still numb (an hr later). Am I supposed to call poison control??

UH OH!!!!!!!!!

On a lighter note, HAPPY 50TH BIRFFDAY!!!

I'm sorry I once (or numerous times) made you do naughty things to/with Ken. I hope it didn't fuck you up too bad. LALA XO

sunday bloody sunday

2009-03-08T21:51:00.005-04:00

Fuck Sundays! And losing an hour of sleep/at the bar last night/in life. The drive back to Buttfuck from mtl felt like forever, but I'm home now.. and reality is settling in. hah. Fuck school and spring break being over!! Had an amazing, FUNtastic week though, despite there being no beaches or flashing of the titties. Maybe next time.

**UPDATE>> Remember when I tried to hop, skip, jump over that metal gate at the cottage but instead smoked both my shins?? Well, they've been a little sore ever since, but now, exactly a week later, I have insane bruises. Is that weird/bad/am I gonna die???

NINE DAYS TIL TEXAS!!!! And I'm sure they'll be the longest, slowest days ever.

I got the flux

2009-03-04T23:36:00.005-05:00

Had Indian buffet for dins--got filled to the max and have had crazy burps and stomach insanity ever since (5 hrs ago). The fact that I was mildly food poisoned at lunch (quiche from Bean Bar), or so I think, probably isn't helping the whole situation.. going to get baked and watch Lost and try to forget.

On a side note, my dad is JOKES.

re: America's Next Top Model- "That girl's not that great"

re: computer illiteracy- "I tried to write Sarah (Byrnes) a message, but I think I wrote on her wall"

I was tempted to tief a twenty from his wad of cash just laying on the kitchen table, but I DID NOT. Trying to up my karma level. I suppose shoving 3 shirts on under my clothes to avoid paying at Value Village today isn't a good start. shiz.

HOME SHWEET HOME

2009-02-26T17:54:00.007-05:00

The last 36 hours feels equivalent to a week. I woke up Wednesday (yesterday??!) morning at 6am to study before my 8:30am Finance exam. Right after I finished, I ate and then started studying for my 3pm exam. After that, I went home to pack and clean my apartment, went to my friends' for a pot luck, and then left Lennoxville at 9pm for an 8 hour drive back to Hamilton. Arrived around 5am to a little afterparty sissy Beck was throwin. Went to sleep by 6am (haven't pulled an all-nighter since it was the cool thing to do in grade 8!), woke up at 1pm, and then went to my dentist appointment where I got a ROOT CANAL. Didn't even realize til' afterwards (I thought it was just a cavity). I'm going to drink so much pop and eat so much candy now (as I haven't really been able to with my bummed tooth/root).

Now that you know my life story, LETS GET CRUUUUUUUNKED. And pretend we're on a beach and flash our tits like there's no tomorrow SPRING BREAK WOOOOOO!!!!

drinks on meee

2009-02-24T00:02:00.005-05:00

So I won 15 bones today, in a bet I had going with 3 classmates/friends/drug dealer. We each put in $5 and the person with the best mark on our Hinduism/Jainism quiz would get the dough. Saweeeeet. Except one didn't come to class (we found out his mark), one "didn't have her wallet", and the other is my drug dealer and I already owed him $10. So as of now, i'm down $5..but I suppose up $5 worth of da ganja. Could be worse, I guess.

I've been wikipedia-ing a lot of shit lately for some reason.. well, mostly people and stuff to do with aliens. Though, I just read about marijuana (initially to find funny synonyms), and it's pretty jokes:

"Marijuana users typically only smoke resin as a last resort when they have run out of marijuana flowers."

HAHA TOTESS

DOWN BELOW NEIGHBOUR>> SHUT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ASS FINGER 11 TYPE SHIT MUSIC OFF. It's weird, they/he/she blasts shit music around the same time every night. It's like clockwork! and it's shaking my floor.

caca rouge

2009-02-22T20:07:00.007-05:00

My hair is currently soaked in Henna and wrapped in a plastic Provigo bag. It's a good thing I'm home alone, I look like a fucking freak.

Can't decide whether I should attempt to study for Wednesday's midterms or if I should get stoned and watch 2012 Apocalypse documentaries and/or LOST SEASON 2(!!). Hmm. I think I will go with the latter (obvi). I suck.

Peace, yo.

ps. Mickey Rourke actually looks kinda hot (on the Red Carpet). Usually, his retoddedly fake face makes me wanna yak.

Don't try this at home

2009-02-19T01:17:00.001-05:00

WOAH DON'T FUCK WITH THESE GUYS!

I need a good home workout video. I hate going to the gym and i'm pretty sure i'm developing a little bit of a "tire" (is that what that's called?).

YOU

2009-02-18T22:20:00.002-05:00

not saying a simple "thanks" when I pick you up and drive you places makes me not want to be your friend. Seriously.

Bob Saget

2009-02-17T01:15:00.004-05:00

is cool. And him on Conan right now is great- its like watching 2 friends have a fucking jokes conversation about nothing.

and after Friday, CONAN IS NO LONGER?? WTF?

Barometric Pressure

2009-02-12T11:59:00.001-05:00

It's raining, and I have a headache.

At least I get to wear my rainboots!!

Now, I just need this:

BONNE FETE

2009-02-12T01:02:00.000-05:00

Happy 200th, Charlie! ya look great.

I decided I am into The Hour. George Stroumboulopoulos is funny, smart, well-spoken, and pretty easy on the eyes.

Did you know that Zimbabwe's inflation rate is 230 000 000% ?! Ours is 2.6% and THAT's even too high! Now that's some fucked up shit.

eff you,

2009-02-08T20:15:00.000-05:00

shitty Quebec highways. Thanks a whole lot for inducing my hangover barfs FOUR TIMES on the car ride home.

oh the memories

2009-01-25T22:45:00.000-05:00

Katz Cottage
Annual Meeting Minutes

October 11, 1993 10:20 am

Present: Howard Katz, Nancy Katz, Kathy Katz, Amy Katz, Marci Katz, Becky Katz, Laura Katz, Sasha Katz, Tia Katz, Heather Lethbridge

- Food – good food, Amy will bring more food. Less trips to Marina, less junk food from store
- Less movie rentals, more taping
- Drinking – Amy will bring ice tea, good lemonade, bring own alcohol
- Sleeping – sleeping in is ok, but if breakfast is finished you have to make your own
- Keeping Bunkie clean - #1
- Skiing – everyone can ski (except Tia)
- Marci needs to wear her lifejacket ALL the time
- No kids are allowed to take plug out of the boat, lifejackets have to be hung up
- GAS
- Being ready when we have to go somewhere
- Things from cottage needs to be put back
- Adults only allowed 3 cigarettes
- Chores from everyone

Chores
- Sasha in charge of shoes and lifejackets
- Laura pooper scooper
- Marci & Becky – Bunkie
- Tia has to listen to Sasha
- Everyone is responsible for friends mess
- Have to make beds
- Need new couch for Bunkie
- You are allowed to go to the Marina or Big Chute at 10, after test

I WANT TO BE A KID AGAIN FUUUUUCK!!

false alarm

2009-01-08T12:13:00.000-05:00

So I wake up to a call from the Dentist this morning..not only do I NOT have no cavities, but I have TWO. One on each side, which means, not one, but TWO appointments. FUCK!!! This is terrible considering I'm leaving the day after tomorrow and won't be back til' who knows when. GAWWD I hope my teeth don't rot and fall out.

I fucking hate the Dentist. Anti-semite bastards.

oh yeah

2008-12-28T01:05:00.000-05:00

So Beck, Lo, Dad and I are leaving in the early a.m. tomorrow for NYC.. will be back in time for New Years Eve festivities (unfortunately?).

Also, I packed and moved out of my Toronto abode today, and although we all knew it was super temporary and my living arrangement was a little less than normal, I am pretty sad. Cody and Zoe, you were fabulous roommates, and I will miss our evenings full of smoking bowls (me), take-out (you) and Parking Wars.

On another note, I know this is premature (but I don't think i'll be nearing the virtual world for the next few days), so here is the final lighting of our menorah candles. I hope you each had a great Chanukah! Next year in Jerusalem!!

xo

almost

2008-12-28T01:01:00.000-05:00

over

oh shiz

2008-12-27T03:23:00.000-05:00

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

2008-12-25T22:56:00.001-05:00

I just learned at dinner tonight that Santa is the kid's dad, and the mom WASN'T cheating on her man. Interestingggg

MERRY CHRISTMAS (eve)!!!

2008-12-24T17:20:00.000-05:00

to all,
and to all a good night xoxo

I like your dradle

2008-12-24T01:08:00.000-05:00

Dear Zoe,

2008-12-23T03:22:00.000-05:00

I have eaten your entire box of Toaster Strudel since you've been away. Maybe it's because I miss you and they make me think of you? It doesn't help that their fucking delicious. I had two for "dinner" the other night EEEK. I promise I'll be replace them, but only if you come home soon! xoxo

ALSO,

(this is meant for Monday, night 2)

sweet dreams xo

PS. HAPPY BDAY LK!!!

YA LOSER, YA FREAK

2008-12-21T22:42:00.000-05:00

I am so not excited for new years anymore (not that I super was before anyways)..I'm watching Forrest Gump, and the new years scene is so depressing. Lieutenant Dan is just so sad.

woah, Gary Sinise is a pretty big babe.

ALSO, the soundtrack is maybe one of the best ever.

On another note, tonight is the FIRST NIGHT OF CHANUKAH!

HAPPY CHANUKAH! I LOVE YOU ALL XOXO

Hakuna Matata

2008-12-19T19:09:00.000-05:00

In the last week:
GOOD THINGS:
-bought Mariah Carey Christmas Album (even though it was originally meant for zoe's bday present)
-saw a really great movie: Slumdog Millionaire (which further confirms my desire to have babies with an Indian man)
-found a beautiful pair of brown lace-up boots from Penny Arcade (Rachel's newly opened vintage store that is entirely amazing)
-Jack the Snack is home
-Korean bbq with my fellow stock boyz
-Jessica visits
-attended my 8 year old niece's first piano recital (and she's actually good!)
-sleepovers at Michelle's
-guest bedroom at cody and zoe's new mtl abode
-2 days til Chanukah
-6 days til Christmas
-8 days til NYC
-Ami reunion+FUN FUN NIGHT TONIGHT!!
-just made DELICIOUS KD. AND have leftovers for when I get home all drizzzed tonight

BAD THINGS:
-failed my G2
-bailed pretty hard in the snow and have big bruise on my thigh
-still need to acquire proper winter boots and jacket
-skipped sneak preview of Bedtime Stories to see Slumdog Millionaire (even though it was amaze)
-my roomates are in montreal and I really really want to be there. Also, I am lonely.
-Having to buy presents when i'm broke as a joke
-missing people
-12 days left of being a Toronto resident
-living another Quebec winter
-going back to school
-summer's so far away

At least the good outweighs the bad..

ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRINCESS ZOE (i will have a drink in your honour tonight)!!!!!

If you like

2008-12-13T19:42:00.000-05:00

Mariah Carey and Christmas music, i suggest you watch/listen to THIS. I promise at least a little bit of your heart will feel warmer and body colder (due to chills).

I put it on for my dad this morning while I went upstairs to get ready and could hear him listen to it TWO more times. For real. BEST DAD/MAN/PERSON EVERRRRRR.

Today

2008-12-13T00:01:00.000-05:00

I re-got my G1!

I also cut my finger grating potatoes so my dad can make his delicious latkes. MMMM I LOVE CHANUKAH. I've been growing out my nails so that I can get my nails did Chanukah-style. Pictures to follow fo sho. But for now, please enjoy this...

I've watched this

2008-12-07T00:34:00.000-05:00

30 times. For real.

He's probably bagged a million hot dudes since this hit youtube. But, what the FUCK is he wearing???

From now on

2008-12-05T15:29:00.000-05:00

I'm a vodka snob and am only going to drink Ketel One. Actually. Last night I had the privilege of being Michelle's plus one for a vodka tasting party at Spoke and discovered my newfound fav poison goes down like water compared to shitty Absolut and even Greygoose! For real, you should try it.

Also, I ended up getting kind of drunk and the photographer took a bunch of obnoxious pictures of me with the ginormous sized Ketel One bottle (ie. holding it like a baby, making out with it, etc). I really hope they don't end up on the internet somewhere and turn up in 20 years when I decide to run for Prime Minister. Hmmm.

and you got some big titties wit a matchin' ass

2008-11-27T01:49:00.000-05:00

Hearing Ludacris say "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" on David Letterman tonight was totally heartwarming and I like him even more now. He drives a Hybrid Escalade!! BABE.

Southern Hospitality is one of the first rap songs I remember listening to (and contributes to my like for the genre)..it reminds me of eighth grade and hanging out in Jory's basement.

I couldn't upload the video because I suck at computers, but check it out here if you'd like a blast from the past.

Love ya, Ludy.

For real??

2008-11-26T02:47:00.000-05:00

Butter Chicken poutine, anyone??

I'm pretty excited for this place, although I will probably only ever pay for the Traditional poutine. All the others sound crazy and kinda gross, and i'm not very good at trying new things. I prefer guaranteed enjoyment. But who doesn't??

Dear Summer,

2008-11-24T22:35:00.002-05:00

I fucking miss you.

i thought i liked winter

2008-11-21T03:09:00.000-05:00

but walking/sprinting home from the bar SUCKED. usually, it's bearable. Pleasant, even. My effing hands have icy wind burn!

Thannks for the shmoke, coday.

ALSO

2008-11-19T14:32:00.000-05:00

HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

(and one month til zp turns HALFWAY to FIFTY!!)

2008-11-19T14:17:00.000-05:00

Listening to your ipod on shuffle is pretty great; the anticipation of seeing what song is comin next is so exciting!! Especially when Dreams (Biggie) comes on as you settle into the back window seat on the Lansdowne bus. I felt so gangster (for some reason?? Was there a scene similar to that in 8 Mile??).

Oh, and i've never ever really felt inclined to see a movie on opening night, but January 16th, you can find me lining up to get tickets for NOTORIOUS.

Check this shit out:

WTF

2008-11-15T11:29:00.000-05:00

is biting me and zp (and cody?) in our sleep?? Zoe has a crazy bite rash on her shoulder, and i have one on my ankles!! I don't know what makes me want to barf more: centipede, spider, flea, or bed bug bites.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my one and only

2008-10-30T02:04:00.000-04:00

beetlejuice

2008-10-27T00:07:00.000-04:00

This movie is so fucked (but soo good)...i would really like to remember what I thought about it when I watched it some 15 years ago. And I love Winona Ryder,

and the fact that she's a huge klepto.

dream hair

2008-10-24T22:41:00.001-04:00

(and outfit)

is it absolutely terrible

2008-10-23T11:06:00.000-04:00

to chug a little pop in the morning??

Thanks to Cody J. Finney, there's always Dr. Pepp or Pepsi or Coke in the fridge, and what better quenches your morning thirst than a couple gulps of some cold bubbly sugary stuff?

**Thanks Code

I google imaged "love triangle"

2008-10-21T12:29:00.000-04:00

and this is what i found:

Life is funny. Not really, but kind of.

f u

2008-10-15T02:51:00.001-04:00

mo fo(s)

Does he wear eyeliner or what????

top 5

2008-09-08T04:29:00.000-04:00

style à la cottage

2008-07-09T22:23:00.000-04:00

Katz Cottage
Woods Bay
July 2nd-6th

2008-06-22T22:42:00.001-04:00

layla tov xoxo

Take me back to the Holy Land

2008-06-13T23:07:00.000-04:00

May 29th-June 10th
Israel

I WANNA MAKE LOVE

2008-05-25T21:06:00.000-04:00

IN THIS CLUB

I'm starting to think my obsession with this song will never end. But things could be worse, right??

**sorry to the people that live with me

BTW

2008-05-20T02:32:00.001-04:00

A fabulous birthday, really.

2008-05-20T02:20:00.000-04:00

2008-05-15T00:59:00.000-04:00

Is there a Wendy's around here?? For real.. I would honestly pay $20, probably even more, for a combo #7 (Homestyle chicken breast sandwich, fries, and a root beer) to be delivered to my bedside RIGHT now. UGHHH i am hungry as fuck and have the worst pasties ever.

The poor/too-lazy-to-go-grocery-shopping diet kind of sucks the big one. Although, It's also kind of funny; HK and I had a good laugh earlier as we were making our dinner--mr. noodles and a fried hot dog w/ mustard (no bun).

I just had a half-a-smoke out on the front porch and witnessed the lives of outdoor cats... I saw, like, 6 cats lurkin' around. Pretty interesting to think about what they do when us humans ain't around, but I'm kinda scared for our cats. I wonder if there's, like, cat gangs. HAH. or some that are better 'friends' than others; 'alliances', if you will. I occasionally hear cat fights at night, outside.. it's a little scary and creepy and sad. Especially thinking about cats beating eachother up and hurting one another. waa waa.

Oh yeah, so we have four cats now. It's actually going way smoother than we all had predicted, although Dexter has a little scratch on his nose (wonder who did it...) and one of the cats took a huge piss on my duvet (wonder who did it...). KPA threw it in the wash right away and then I threw it in the dryer, and within 5 minutes, the entire house smelled like burning cat piss. FUCK.

Gotta get Dex and Gob fixed this week, too--before they start fucking. That'd be super bad news.

Wow. I got completely side tracked and rambled and now I forget what I had planned to "blog" about. And now I'm burnt out/still stoned, my eyes getting drier and harder to keep open.. AND my lap top feels hot enough to fry an egg. and combined with the radioactive waves (?), my thighs and stomach feel crazy. i'm also STARVINGGGG. i hate going to bed hungry.

G NIGHT
LALA
XOXO

Jack the Snack

2008-05-12T20:39:00.001-04:00

how hot is jackie's new hot pink lipstick?

Well, i'm writing from jaclyn's super phatty soft bed. Just took almost full advantage of the wonderfully stocked kitchen (would have eaten more if i hadnt stuffed my face with pizza an hour prior)...chugged a root beer, coffee w/french vanilla coffee mate, some soy nuts, Pecans (some un-toasted, as well as a batch of burnt ones w/white sugar), a slice of Munster cheese, miss vickies...ummm i think that's it.

oh shit, gotta go pick up some BC from Shopper's before 9, and it's quarter to. I'll continue this later...

chag samaech

2008-04-20T12:53:00.001-04:00

genie in a bottle

2008-04-06T21:18:00.000-04:00

3 annoying/weird/funny/crazy series of events that all happened to have happened on my way home from work tonight:

1) I stopped at a corner store (king and duff) to buy the new Nylon and some candy for my walk home...so, as i was paying for my mag and blow pop, a bunch of change fell out of the hole in my wallet. Not only did the store's security guard, who was standing right beside me, not bend over to help pick up the coins, but i could tell he stopped reading his newspaper to watch me do it all. And then when i stood back up he smiled at me. What a fucking creepy loser.

2) I witnessed some late-twenties chachi douche bag in a Lamborghini get pulled over for speeding.

3) I walked behind a really sketchy and waaaasted man all the way up MacDonell. Not only was he stumbling and walking in the most crooked path, but he picked his wedgie, like, a hundred times! haaaaha too bad i had to laugh about it all alone..

Watching Atonement with kpa and mich...soo good so far, except Keira Knightley is wayy too skinny.

Going the Hammer tomorrow morn. Yay!

hot babes 2008

2008-03-23T20:15:00.001-04:00

So, when i first decided I was going to start a blog, I had thought of making it kind of like style blog. Clearly that is not the case. But here are some hot pics of some hot babes wearing some hot outfits in HOT (80 degre) AUSTIN, TX WEATHER!!!:

OH. This is pretty cool too:

BON VOYAGE

2008-03-10T21:20:00.000-04:00

Well y'all, I'm out of here.

It's too bad everyone who reads this (???) will be joining me on the trip (the greatest trip to have ever happened)--so there will be no rubbing the 25 degree and sunny weather inn anyones faces.

BUT--SEE THE REST OF YOU IN TEN DAYS!!!

xo

Oh shit

2008-03-04T19:15:00.000-05:00

Literally.

Just got home from Job A...have 10 more minutes before I have to leave again for Job B. I was dreading the whole, working for 12 hours on my feet today, especially considering I woke up at 7 this morn to shower then drive to Toronto through rush hour traffic in order to get Tina Fey to the vet on time and then to work for 10...BUT, i'm feeling not too shabby. Might have to chug a red bull at some point.

OH, and before leaving job A, I chowed down on some grilled cheese and fries--so delish, but fucking grease-ay. My stomach is going INSANE. Hope I don't have to brutalize the bathroom at American Apparel.

Anyways, got to wash my bangs..they as well are greasy.

PEACE

ps. hi boo boo!

PPS

2008-03-04T16:25:00.000-05:00

ONE MOTHER FUCKING WEEK TIL SXSW!!! akdnfadknkad;hgkdafg

2008-03-02T10:47:00.001-05:00

I thought i'd wake up too hungover to breath...BUT I feel okay, and am good to go! Getting ready to go to Hamilton for the day...just caught Dexter pissing on this leather duffel bag in the corner of my room. As I shout his name and approach him, he stops peeing and runs right on top of my white duvet, getting piss (from his paws) ALL OVER. And I don't have time to clean it up right now.

argggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's a good thing he's fucking insanely cute. And (usually) the best cat ever!!

watch this

2008-03-01T11:26:00.000-05:00

This will change your life:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePqn6BDB098

My girl, Yessica

2008-02-24T20:32:00.000-05:00

HORNY

2008-02-23T11:00:00.001-05:00

Ew, how sick is that word? Me and KPA are on a mission to find a replacement. Keep y'alls ears peeled!!!

Going to work now-- DOUBLE EW!!

I just got my nails did

2008-02-20T18:03:00.000-05:00

Sooo ZP and I decided we deserved a little pampering today, considering it was our days' off, so we went to, I don't even know what it's called, at Queen and Duff to get our nails done. For $10.50 you get a quickie file and buff, an up-to-par polish job, and some pretty nice looking hand painted shit. AS WELL, you get to listen to the Vietnamese ladies talk shit about you (in Vietnamese), right in front of your fucking face!

The first time it happened, one of the other ladies came to look over my girl's shoulder to check out my half done nails...then she said something and my girl kind of smiled and then they, most likely, exchanged mean jokes about how tacky (?) my nails looked. AND THEN, at the end, when i asked for more sparkles (please), they had a fucking field day! I kept making eye contact with them to make it seem like I could understand what they were saying, but they probably just thought I was weird and sparked even more shit talk. Am I being too sensitive/paranoid??? At least my nails look HOTTTTT. ZP's do too.

HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY DAY!!

2008-02-18T21:50:00.000-05:00

What's there to look forward to now???????

PS

2008-02-09T22:12:00.001-05:00

KUNG HEI FAT CHOY!!!!!

Bonjour

2008-02-09T22:10:00.000-05:00

je m'appelle Sasha.